
Director: Kirill Sokolov
Starring: Zazie Beetz, Myha’la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, Patricia Arquette
Certificate: 15
Run Time: 94 mins
They Will Kill You is an action comedy horror about an ex-convict who answers an ad to be a maid at The Virgil, an exclusive high-rise New York City building occupied by the wealthy and elite. Asia Reaves (Zazie Beetz) is the ex-convict in question, having served a stint in jail after an altercation with her abusive father while trying to flee with her younger sister Maria (Myha’la). What she doesn’t realise is that The Virgil is home to a Satanic cult where she is a human sacrifice to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is the first film by new horror production label Nocturna, set up by It and The Flash director Andy Muschietti, and his wife and producer Barbara. The Muschiettis say they’re aiming to release two high-quality genre features a year – how does this debut effort fare?
In what’s a cross between John Wick, Hotel Artemis and Ready Or Not (and unfortunately the release of this film is poorly timed with Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come also currently playing in cinemas), They Will Kill You is a competently directed but derivative and uneven film. On the plus side, Zazie Beetz makes for an excellent lead with a well-developed backstory who we come to care for. The script, which director Kirill Sokolov co-writes with Alex Litvak, is sharp and full of quips, and the action sequences are very well choreographed and beautifully shot – especially an early attack where the camera pivots around while seemingly lying on the floor. The film exists in what’s very much a heightened reality, and there’s some fun to be had with the absurd nature of the premise and I had a real grin on my face on some of the set pieces.
Unfortunately, They Will Kill You’s undoing is some seriously sub-par visual effects (although others are excellent) and obvious ADR work, as well as a lack of stakes. With the exception of Zazie Beetz, none of the characters are well developed and the film wastes Tom Felton and Heather Graham as two cult members in reductive roles. And I never thought I’d say this, but Patricia Arquette delivers a terrible performance as the Virgil’s superintendent with an accent that wanders from American to Irish. Finally, while the first half of the film’s Carlos Rafael Rivera score is fine, the decision to use rap and hip hop pieces for the final three action sequences is a bad one and really took me out of the film.
While They Will Kill You has its fun patches, it’s largely forgettable fare that suffers from coming so close to films that explore similar material. That said, it’s an excellent showcase of Kirill Sokolov’s talent – he clearly knows how to direct an action sequence and has a sharp ear for dialogue. He certainly has potential as a director and writer, and I’d be very interested to see what he does with a film that’s got a stronger premise.










